First of all a Corona without a lime and salt is a waste, that would be like you sending chicken wings without sauce.

Fuck Corona virus and all that it is. I’ve been surviving with a mask and staying inside.

I’ve also been NOT going to California with my best friend on the trip of a lifetime that has been postponed until further notice.

While I am livid every single day that I had my vacation taken from me, I am glad I’m where I’m at in central Ohio.

The only positive of this pandemic has been the response of Governor Mike DeWine and Dr. Amy Acton. Without their swift response, we could be in a third world state as far as this virus goes.

Apart from that, the national response has been atrocious. I am too exhausted of Donald Trump’s lies to point out all of their ineptitudes. They knew in January this was a problem and they ignored it, what else can I say?

If I do not survive coronavirus, I want three things to be known:

1. Live Forever is the greatest song of all time
2. The Big Lebowski is the greatest movie ever
3. Zach Crist is my best fucking friend