Blue Moon: Manchester City’s treble wasn’t real. It was purchased.

I’m not about to go on a naive diatribe about how there is too much money in sports, players are payed millions to play a game, the inanely overheard, “the college game is the only pure game”…etc. That’s a banal conversation you might have with someone from a one stoplight town in the middle of nowhere, of whom the world of sport has passed by. My concern is that in my lifetime, (1987-Present) the money has gotten out of control, and we almost universally keep saying yes to it in the United States.

Professional sports is a bubble of investment that has not crashed since I’ve been alive, but the amount of investment during that time has drastically increased as the teams have become commodities. Professional sports teams however, haven’t fluctuated in value as a commodity like oil might, they have only gone up in value, year after year. We keep buying the tickets, we keep paying criminal rates for cable packages to watch the teams; a sports team can be more than a purchase but a barometer for the mood of your week. It can be something so stitched into your identity, or family heritage, or social circle. Professional sports in America are a feeling we continue to believe in, despite the cost.

I want to briefly explain something to North American sports fans for context: The Treble. During the 1998-1999 season, Manchester United accomplished a feat that hadn’t been done, and in my mind still hasn’t been matched. Under manager Sir Alex Ferguson, the team won the English Premier League title, won the in season tournament for the FA Cup, and won the UEFA Champions League title, another in season tournament for the best teams in Europe. Often considered one of the best teams of all time, you could say it looked even better than the smile of David Beckham who helped collect the hardware. This was the standard until the 2022-2023 season when Manchester City matched the feat, winning the same three trophies.

In light of them being found guilty on nearly all 115 violations of the league’s financial fair play rules from 2009-2018, I thought I might dispel the notion that they were ever great. This included the team illicitly exaggerating the amount paid in sponsor relationships by having them pay a fraction of what the personal finances of majority owner Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan, a member of Abu Dhabi’s ruling family, illicitly provided. In addition, they sustained triple the limit of losses allowed under the fair play rules that were also offset by the personal investment of the owner. They were burning the candle at both ends for nearly a decade, while the rest of the league played by a different financial standard. If you’re a young American and you know who Earling Haaland is, it’s likely because you found a gem of world football during the World Cup here last summer. The only reason he plays for Manchester City is because they bought the success necessary for him to ever consider playing there.

There is one thing I would like to say, as a fan of United, Manchester City’s treble wasn’t real. It was purchased.

I want to also make clear that I have a Manchester United badge on my car, more of their jerseys than can be disclosed without a little embarrassment, and I pay for a streaming service to watch the UEFA Champions league. I’m invested. I’m a fan.

Let me be clear: I see venture capital, Russian oil oligarchs, countries with sovereign wealth funds, and emirate leaders all as equal opportunity offenders when it comes to ruining leagues around the world. I don’t know where the heavenly ceiling is for all of this, and with the opportunity to sell these leagues’ television rights to an expanding Chinese middle class, it’s hard to see this train slowing down. 10 years ago Las Vegas couldn’t be inhabited by a professional team for fear of a whif of gambling association, now every league has an official gambling partner site, and Las Vegas has a team in multiple leagues.

We love sports because of what our teams mean to us, and the entertainment value of watching the greatest athletes on earth compete in the games we grew up with or came to follow. Part of that is the assumption that what we are seeing is real, a competition between two teams who are giving full effort to win, on a field of equal opportunity to achieve it. The Manchester City offenses show that there are those willing to steamroll the rules of competition to the point that we weren’t seeing two teams in a fair competition every week. If fans can’t believe what they’re watching, the faith in these athletic leagues as institutions may begin to show cracks. The recently litigated violation in the NBA with owner Steve Ballmer of the Los Angeles Clippers receiving a one year ban for paying Kawhi Leonard extra incentives in violation of the leagues’ salary rules shows both that large punishments should be given in these situations, and that sports in the United States are not immune to this kind of cheating. It almost makes me pine for the days when guys were taking performance enhancing drugs to hit more home runs, at least we got a fun summer out of that.

It is clear that no financial penalty will really have a deterrent effect on an organization like Manchester City, where the owner has nearly unlimited financial resources. I don’t know if taking the titles away does anything, but I do think that relegation makes a point. When 4 Italian teams were involved in a bribery scheme with league officiating, the result was Juventus spending the 2006-07 season in the Italian second division and the other teams facing point deductions. I feel like the flagrant and unapologetic violations made over nearly a decade by Manchester City warrant this type of a sanction. If for no other reason, than so we can believe in what our eyes see on the field.

The liveforthepage Podcast Episode 12: Master P

Podcast regular Zach stops by for a little digital bonding time with his son Pierson. Our new guest was a total pro answering questions and providing banter, I think he will be back. After this great conversation, Master P proved he could throw down some serious game in FIFA Soccer 2007, and I love and respect anyone who can do that.

College Football Idiot Savant Season Review

Congratulations to the Indiana Hoosiers, your 2025 national champions, and a big shoutout to Mr. Mendoza for that 4th quarter touchdown run. They are deserving champions and put together a remarkable 14-0 season.

Thanks to everyone who took time to read the series over the past two seasons, it’s been fun to participate in the banter and joke around about college football. I feel like it’s a good season to end on because going 36-20-2 against the spread is a feat I will probably not repeat. Betting successfully 61% of the time when a main point considered is how much you can’t stomach one of the teams is not a repeatable winning formula.

I’ll still be watching the Buckeyes right along side you from the city-state of Columbus, and I’ll never not respond to an, O-H. The sport is in a pretty good place with the playoff system going forward, and I’d eventually run out of jokes at the South’s expense. Thanks again to everyone who read one of these over the past couple of years, it brought me may smiles.

College Football Idiot Savant National Championship

As we wrap up this season and reflect on the journey we have been on with our teams and schools, take a moment. Celebrate yourself for participating in group sports solidarity, camaraderie, and traditions almost on the level of professional soccer. All things considered it has been a great season of football to watch, and we should celebrate the student athletes that make our Saturdays whole in the fall.

One thing I need to address since I’ve been hearing about it for 23 years: Miami fans don’t get to bitch about the 2002 national championship pass interference call ever again. They got such a gift of a no call against Ole Miss, 24 got away with pulling down the receiver on that last play. It’s not my fight to have, and I respect the result, but Ohio State fans should keep this reference in their back pocket for late night bickering contests.

Allow me to focus on the topic at hand, #1 Indiana (-8.5) vs #10 Miami in the title game . It’s worth pointing out that these are two of the three oldest rosters in college football in terms of years of experience, based on my Chat GPT analytics. This would help to explain why Indiana is the only team in the expanded playoff era to win a game after a bye. The depth of experience on their offensive line in particular has been the engine of the Mendoza attack.

Both of these teams have earned their spot here with impressive playoff runs, and either one would be a fitting champion for the second season of the new playoff system. That being said, barring injury, I don’t see any other outcome than Indiana winning this game. As a former offensive lineman at a very amateur level, I look forward to watching part of the first half to see who wins the battle at the line of scrimmage.

That will be what determines the outcome, both in terms of the cover, and the straight up winner. I think Mendoza will be protected enough to be efficient on 3rd downs and they have been able to get short yards rushing the ball at will. I hesitate to be too positive about anything related to Indiana because of my experiences on the roadways there, but I digress. Mike Pence survived an attempted hanging on January 6th, 2021 with a new lease on life and dreams of seeing a day like this for his state. He’s still a bag of liquid garbage with no redeeming value, but for now, Who! Who! Who! Hoosiers!

Summary:

#1 Indiana covers -8.5

Record: 37-19-2

College Football Idiot Savant Playoff Week 3

There was certainly a lot of excitement in the playoff over the new year holiday, with a couple of explosive matchups to come in the semi-final. It was disappointing to see the Buckeyes knocked out, but please allow me to extinguish the flames amongst the fan base about blame. I have already seen and heard the Ryan Day hate club out and about, let me be clear: it doesn’t matter what plays are being called when the other team is dominating you on both sides of the ball at the line of scrimmage. We got beat, physically, on the field, spend the offseason cursing the kicker’s name if you have to.

Prediction 1: Sometimes you learn something from taking a beating, that should be the hope. What I learned in Ohio State’s loss to Indiana last week is that there are two contenders left, the two that are the best at the line of scrimmage, 300 pound man on 300 pound man. #10 Miami showed they have that in spades last week, and could get 3 yards whenever they needed to. The monsters on their defensive line are no slouch either, with #6 Ole Miss in their sights, may the last SEC pillar fall. Miami covers -3.5.

Prediction 2: I have to give major props to Heisman trophy winner Fernando Mendoza, who in his first breath during the postgame interview praised, “the hoggies.” With 50 rushes for 215 yards through stars-and-bars territory, that offensive line from #1 Indiana made Alabama look like a directional school, in the playoff. #5 Oregon in my lifetime has always been flash and finesse over strength, and that doesn’t match up well here. If Indiana gets four yards per carry again, this one wont be that competitive. Indiana Hoggies cover -3.5.

I appreciate that the committee, or whatever overcompensated corporate entity involved, decided to put the Big Ten game on Friday night so I can watch it. This playoff has seen some new faces, new colors, new stars, and the hope is that this will be the last week of SEC football until the fall. I haven’t decided who I am rooting for in the final four yet, but I like Oregon’s uniforms the most so I’ll go with them. I think the highest probability is a low scoring Indiana-Miami slog that I won’t be able to stay awake for.

Summary:

#10 Miami covers -3.5

#1 Indiana covers -3.5

Record: 35-19-2

College Football Idiot Savant Playoff Week 2

The presents have been unwrapped, the gift from uncle Kevin has been returned, and we’re ready for a holiday party of college football proportions. Alabama was the only one to bail me out last time, but I’m back in the fighting spirit.

Prediction 1: #2 Ohio State (-9.5) looks for a bounce back, and what better a way than #10 Miami in the Cotton Bowl? I was awake and alert for the call in 2002…it was pass interference. We are to that point in the season where the conditions are ideal, the lights are brightest, and the best teams win. Ohio State covers -9.5.

Prediction 2: While the Ducks couldn’t give me a cover last week, they did put up fifty points on a playoff opponent, so there’s that. I haven’t been falling in love with Texas Tech all year and Landman, while great, hasn’t changed my mind. Duck’s cover -2.5 with all of that offense.

Prediction 3: My hope is that wherever you are this New Year’s Day, by around four o’clock you hit the crock pot for seconds and get ready for a slugfest between Indiana and Alabama. This is a no win prediction for me, I can’t stand either moving on to the final four. However, the Big Ten runs in my veins, and I think #1 Indiana can cover -7 with the Heisman Trophy winner under center.

While I wasn’t enamored with the matchups last time, this week should be an excellent watch. Make the most of the holiday that means the least this New Year, and watch as much football as possible.

Summary:

#2 Ohio State covers -9.5

#5 Oregon covers -2.5

#1 Indiana covers -7

Record: 33-18-2

Merry Christmas 2025

I don’t wanna be an infinitely full cruet of vinegar all of the time, but I am, and I apologize

This day, we celebrate a birth in a manger, citizens attending Roman census with nowhere to stay. The grace that was shown to them was tremendous, but really, anywhere will do for the birth of the ‘Lord.’

It’s a grace I no longer see from Christians in the day to day, as they line up to vote for deportation and abuse of their neighbors and friends. It’s just a story anyway, with no historical basis, so couldn’t they at least play along with the mythology? No.

“Away in a manger, no crib for a bed,” the song used to go. “The little lord Jesus laid down his sweet head.” It’s a great tune to hear as you are anticipating gifts and wine and fellowship. Not so great however if you’re about to be ripped from your home without due process in Columbus, Ohio and dragged away from your family at Christmas time by ICE.

Again, I don’t wanna be an asshole at Christmas, because I’m not the asshole, you Republican Christians are. You have strayed so far from the Jesus of the New Testament that I can’t recognize your stance anymore. I can’t recognize it, and I don’t respect it, especially when you want to put it my face all the time how much you support the crucifix. JC put himself up there for ALL of our sins, even the Muslim’s sins, the transgender sins, the liberal sins, everyone.

I may be all vinegar all the time, and I have to live with that, but when you put in your 13 years at Catholic school I feel like you should have a voice in what your former faith has become, and I am horrified. The Jesus that turned over the tables of market in the temple would not recognize the holiday today.

That being said, allow me to rally, we can all be human to each other this Christmas, let love be the guide this holiday, do for your neighbor. As you give your gifts remember how lucky you are to be in a warm place with people who love you and food on the table. Please remember how lucky you are to not be at CECOT this Christmas.

College Football Idiot Savant Playoff Week 1

While championship week left a little to be desired from Buckeye fans everywhere, they only dropped one spot in the playoff. Liveforthepage went 2-1 despite the letdown, as we look forward to the first round of the playoff.

Prediction 1: Most Americans wouldn’t live in Alabama if given the choice, but those who do live for their college football. #9 Alabama (-1.5) takes another trip to Norman playoff style to see #8 Oklahoma in a rematch of the regular season contest won narrowly by Oklahoma. They say a wounded dog hunts, three loss Alabama is wounded and I wouldn’t wanna be animal control this weekend. This goes double when considering that Oklahoma gave them a loss last year as well. Three wins against Alabama by anybody would be an anomaly, and with the spread this close, Alabama covers sooner than later.

Prediction 2: In what may be the best watch of the weekend, #10 Miami travels to meet #7 Texas A&M (-3) in Saturday’s noon game. The last two matchups between these two sides split evenly, and it should stay close, but I don’t think that’s the college football story here. The story is that in your second big year of the 12 team playoff, with all the money and media attention, playoff week one will be in the books by 3:30 Saturday afternoon. I say that because the remaining two games will be snooze-fests relegated to TNT/HBO Max that few will watch or care about. If this is the premium product of the college football year, how do the remaining two games have spreads of -17.5 and -21 respectively where you also limit the viewership to cable? Texas A&M covers, then you’ll need to cover the rest of the Saturday in ranch dressing watching something else.

Prediction 3: In that vein, #12 James Madison takes its freshly minted FBS program up to Eugene to face #5 Oregon (-21). Not only is this one of the toughest places in the country to play, but I don’t think Oregon will need to lean into crowd noise after the first 4 possessions when this is a 14-0 chase for a cover. Respect to James Madison for getting here, I don’t have any material about them yet, but give it one more playoff run and I’ll have jokes. Mostly I just hate this matchup for the fans and my entertainment prospects on Saturday, Oregon covers and it might get ugly.

Shout out to the alma mater for finishing strong and landing a spot in the Boca Raton Bowl, Toledo students need as much sun as they can get this time of year. I’ll be monitoring the score from my cubicle on Tuesday, and Louisville should be a fun matchup. However, the only reason to ever find oneself in Kentucky is for the subsidized cigarettes, and Rocket senior Tucker Gleason is gonna be smokin’ defensive backs all day. Hope you enjoy the games and the holiday everyone, always remember to abide.

Summary:

#9 Alabama covers -1.5

#7 Texas A&M covers -3

#5 Oregon covers -21

Record: 32-16-2

College Football Idiot Savant Championship Week

Honorable vindication, humility in evisceration, if you want me to get really hyperbolic, compassionate anti-colonialism. They guarded the M, but who wants to plant a flag on a piece of land nobody wants in Ann Arbor? An audible O-H-I-O chant going around The Big House at the end of the broadcast should instill far more embarrassment than any flag ever could. Those were season ticket holders that sold their seats. Ryan Day deserves all praise for this undefeated regular season, as the Buckeyes move on to the next one. For all you northern counters, it’s been over 365 days since Michigan scored a touchdown against Ohio State.

Prediction 1: Our first championship matchup comes to us from Arlington, but #4 Texas Tech (-12.5) will not need to rely on any in-state advantage to come out on top in this one. The honor coders from #11 BYU should be proud of an 11-1 season, but I don’t see a future. They should try to catch a glimpse of any Cowboy cheerleaders that might be in the building. They can think about how much they would love to disappoint those beautiful women too. Tech covers.

Prediction 2: Let me start by saying what I hope this game isn’t: a nail biter that gives the committee sway to let a three loss #9 Alabama team into the playoff. A lot of players will be drafted from both of these teams, but I think #3 Georgia (-2.5) has put together a more impressive season. I also trust the coaching of Kirby Smart more to take his alma mater to a top four spot. Dawgs cover.

Prediction 3: As a proud graduate of an Ohio public institution, this one is a no brainer. Some without prior knowledge would say this is an Indiana home game with it being in Indianapolis, not so. Ask the folks in Ann Arbor who saw the chant in action last week if Buckeye nation will fill Lucas Oil Stadium on Saturday night. Countless fans will brave the Fallout-adjacent wasteland that is the Indiana leg of I-70 to Indy to see #1 Ohio State (-4.5) cover #2 Indiana in style, by a touchdown.

It’s been a great regular season here at liveforthepage, and we appreciate everyone who takes the time to read this drivel every week. This week’s Big Ten Championship is a point-of-pride game, both teams will be in the playoff, but only one will have drivable roads when it’s over. Respect to Indiana for what they’ve built, but if you think I’m going to give anything more than that to a citizenry who thought Mike Pence was a good idea, dead wrong. It’s going to be a sea of red at Lucas Oil on Saturday, and 70% of them are going to be from out of state. Buckeye faithful, it may be a good idea to check if your AAA roadside assistance dues are current, O-H!

Summary:

#4 Texas Tech covers -12.5

#3 Georgia covers -2.5

#1 Ohio State covers -4.5

Record: 30-15-2

College Football Idiot Savant Week 14

I’m happy to report that liveforthepage rolls into rivalry week after a 3-0 run in our last effort. What a week to come into with momentum, as it’s the week of, “The Game.” Say what you will about the last four years, this is a classic iteration of the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. There’s all to play for on both sides, as a loss for Michigan puts them out of the playoff hunt, and a loss for Ohio State could prevent them from seeing the Big Ten Championship game. I called on a pair of our all star contributors to assist with this week’s prognostication, as this one is the biggest so far.

Emily’s Prediction: I was born and raised in Ohio, but I am still a recent transplant to Columbus. I have always known that Buckeye football was beloved, but to witness the passion and fandom firsthand has been a learning experience. Coming from a university that played D3 sports and didn’t have a football team, my college football knowledge is limited. But as a Bears fan, I know my way around a classic football rivalry. Even if the all time record goes to the Packers, the Bears will always be the better team. I think that’s certainly true with the Buckeyes and the team up north. The Maze and Blue will play their hardest against the Scarlet and Gray, but the only way the Buckeyes lose is by defeating themselves in this match up. Go Bears! Go Bucks! Bet on a cover!

Zach’s Prediction: Let’s just say that the overwhelming feeling of Zach’s prediction was one of Ohio State domination, a cover for certain, but let him tell you in his own words here:https://liveforthepage.com/2025/11/27/the-last-week-in-november/. OSU Covers.

Justin’s Prediction: As I sat in Toronto’s Roger’s Stadium with the love of my life waiting to see Oasis play, Neil Young’s, “Rockin’ in the Free World” came on just before they took stage. I have never felt so jacked up in my life. That was in August, and I feel like Zach will have that same feeling at about 11:56 am on Saturday. I hope the flurries start dropping right about that time so that the knuckle draggers up north get a fleeting bit of hope before Ohio State (-12.5) sweeps the floor on the regular season with a double cover. Zach has way worse taste in music than I do though, so maybe in his head, you’ve got Limp Bizkit’s, “Rollin’” playing at ear-bleed volume. There is no one I know who is more committed to the bit with, “The Game” and I’m all in too, a win by 25 or more is in the cards. I look forward to celebrating with the biggest Buckeye fan I know, four years has been too long. Ohio State covers Michigan out of the playoff.

I want to thank my two best friends for helping me out this week with the predictions, there’s only one game that matters this week. I’ll get back to picking other games, but I felt like this one was more important. If the Bucks lose and I take three Ls, so be it, better than winning a title by cheating. Scarlet and gray tell me what ya gonna do now? “Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’.”

Summary:

Emily: Ohio State covers -12.5

Zach: Ohio State covers -12.5

Justin: Ohio State covers -12.5

Record: 29-15-2