I could do a list of 100, but I don’t want to drive away passive readers and listeners. These are the best, you’ve heard some, others you may need to youtube. As a musician who has been obsessed with this band since high school, and is the reason I picked up guitar, give it a shot.

1. Live Forever
2. Wonderwall
3. Champagne Supernova
4. Supersonic
5. Slide Away
6. The Masterplan
7. Lyla
8. Talk Tonight
9. Cigarettes and Alcohol
10. Don’t Look Back in Anger
11. Stand by Me
12. Whatever
13. All Around the World
14. Acquiesce
15. Cast No Shadow
16. The Importance of Being Idle
17. Morning Glory
18. D’you Know What I mean?
19. Go Let it Out
20. The Shock of the Lightning
21. Stop Crying Your Heart Out
22. Carry Us All
23. Don’t Go Away
24. Let’s All Make Believe
25. Rock’n’Roll Star

This is a great start, but only scratches the surface of their greatness. Go to youtube or your favorite music avenue and check these tracks out. I know I’m not wrong, this is the greatest band of the 90s.

That is the base salary of the 2016 Cleveland Browns.

That is the salary that to this point, has yet to produce a single victory.

That is enough money to produce 18,032,058 individual humanitarian meals. Certainly these could go to better use than a team that has yet to prove anything on the field, and has given away several late-game leads. How is it possible that a league built on parity could produce a product so vile as the 2016 Cleveland Browns?

Possibly the only thing worse than Donald Trump’s future White House stint is the state of this sack of burning feces that is the Browns. I want to just stomp it out, but I feel like it might be better to let it just burn itself out. So far, we have rotated quarterbacks like a blind man with a rubix cube, and wasted the career of arguably the greatest left tackle of all time, Joe Thomas.

I am not of the opinion that athletes make too much money, not at all, especially in the NFL. They deserve every cent, and they earn it with pain and work. That said, I don’t understand how you can spend nearly ninety million dollars and have such a sad result. Who is fucking this up so badly?!

This may be the time to just take up soccer Cleveland fans. The European leagues are just hitting their stride, and The Champions League will keep you entertained until the Cavs are in the playoffs next Summer. I have been a diehard fan since the reinstatement in 1999, and I’m reconsidering whether I will watch at all next year.

I have memories of elation from the night that Barack Obama destroyed the opposition in 2008. The beer was flowing and the excitement was palpable. I also remember exactly where I was when the Affordable Care Act was signed into law, catching cable news on my way upstairs for a shower.

The benefits that have been enjoyed by people my age are almost immeasurable in the wake of that historic legislation. Not to mention that of those who had previously been denied treatment due to a pre-existing condition. We are now at a crossroads, and believe me, we cannot afford to opt out after an unexpected, but predictable loss in 2016.

The next two years will be marked with what I can only imagine is an unprecidented level of pullback from the policies of the Obama administration. The Affordable Care Act is on the cutting board, the environmental policies are going to take a 180 degree turn, and the rights extended to the LGBT community are in question.

Don’t lose hope. Don’t give up on voting.

Get ready to fight. Look into your local elections. Remind yourself that we are still a democracy, despite how angry you are about the Electoral College. Donald Trump doesn’t have to be here as our executive leader for 8 years, so educate yourself on how you can make this a one term presidency.

-JC