People in the United States need to stop acting like porn isn’t a thing…

…it is a thing, and here are the benefits, not that you asked for them.

It prevents sexual assault.
It prevents suicide.

If the above reasons weren’t enough for you, then I challenge you to look in the mirror and tell yourself that voting for Donald Trump is a realistic decision that you might hope to make.

I am so tired of having conversations with people about technology, and when the topic of porn comes up, people act like it isn’t available everywhere.

You cannot walk through a mall in America, without being subjected, or bombarded, with at least twenty images of women that are both tasteful and empowering.

I’m tired of pandering to the people who don’t send their kids to college, and as an American, that should be your goal, regardless of the next president.

I would say, ‘give me Bernie or give me death’, but I know we live in a place with higher standards than Florida, where the waiting room is the waiting room.

Give me liberty or give me death sounds like an empty phrase in a swamp…