Late at night, this was my venture into the land where brands die and people wonder where their money went:

I was half scared, half excited because I didn’t even know that KMart still had brick and mortar stores in the United States. This relic of the past was just that, a trip back in time, and a refreshing one at that. Just to illustrate why this place is so much better than the average ‘Wally-World’, Here are two lists:

K-Mart:
-Didn’t smell diapers
-Did see many ethnicities
-Didn’t smell them
-The help was actually helpful

Wally-World
-Usually smells like shit’n’cleaning-products
-Saw and smelled many ethnicities
-The help was not helpful
-Nothing about the place was appealing

You can stop me if I’m wrong, but haven’t both Pepsi and Coke tried this shit already? Don’t change the recipe for the taste, just make it kill us less.

This picture sort of has the punch-line built in, but I have no idea why anyone would want to answer 600 trivia questions about quite possibly the lowest grade of human beings ever assembled.

Now I’m not going to tell you which store had this display, and I won’t dispute this statement: one of these three things does not fit. Hint: it’s the middle one. 

American entertainment has polluted the world much more than our fuel emissions have. If I have to live as an American for the rest of my life, I would appreciate it if I didn’t have to answer for these atrocities shown above. I’m not an American apologist, I just apologize for the fact that we let the idiot box raise our kids far too often, rather than bothering to fund education.