So I’m at the Easton apple store right now seeing how quickly I could type on the new iPad. Why don’t I have one yet?

No bonus TP at the shit-stand should solve this mystery.

Well, the “New” iPad has been out for a month, so why not wait until the next one? (Damn it is sexy though)

Before you start thinking stupid thoughts, I’m going to vote for Obama again, and here’s why:

-My parents are school teachers (ya know,”leechers-of-the-system”)
-I make less than 30K per year from my job (Private-Sector)
-John Kasich can suck a fat cock (I also own one by the way)
-I wish AmTrak, or however you’d spell it, would be Nation-Wide (So we wouldn’t have to hear about how Vice-President: Biden, or, (“Dumb-ass, or, Dick-Head, or Mr. Big-Fuckin’-Deal”) has screwed Delaware, a state whom every, pardon my french, has ((let-every-TNC-fiddle-fuck-of-a-private-corporation-o-citizen-le-incorporate-in-Wilmington-for-a-tax-cut)) And Fuck Verizon too, because I’m paying too much for my iPhone, I’m willing to bet you’ve also incorporated yourself in Delaware.
-I’m taxed as a single-male-human (Crazy thought)
-If I had kids, which I don’t want, I could save money….(>?<)
-I have health care under my parents for another 12 months (unless they repeal “Obama-Care”, where we kill grandma twice, and fuck all the orphans 20 times, or something like that.
-I’ll be buying a Mazda3 this year, 2012, with ‘SkyActiv’. I hope to sell it within 5 years, I also hope we have wind-energy as the primary source in Ohio in 5 years, but, if I held my breath I’d most certainly be dead.
-If I were going to have kids, (fingers-crossed), I would hope they wouldn’t have to fight for freedom, as chase bank calls it.
-I wouldn’t send them to war, I wouldn’t buy call-0f-duty games, but I would let them play Grand Theft Auto, any of them, those are much closer to reality.
-A victim-less crime is just that, and creepy old guys should have porn to look at, sex lines to call, and prostitutes to fuck, (sorry, cough, cough, escorts if you work on WALL-STREET) that way they won’t rape people they know, like priests.

Forget the guilt, love the life, breathe the air, as long as you are clean, so am I.