Obama killed it tonight.

Its been too long since I threw some neo-prose at the world, far too long.

While this blog has no listed subscriber base, I still believe it has the best cool title/subscriber ratio: AKA 1/1, I proofread.

A lot has changed since I last spoke to this empty room, so to revise my story, I’m much more successful now.

And that’s as  boring as the Victorian novel you were prescribed in middle school.

The important thing is that Noel Gallagher has come out with a solo album and it’s amazing. I’ll be seeing him in late March, after I see the Arctic Monkeys open for The Black Keys.

If you haven’t canvased ticketmaster.com yet; that means I’m finally living in Columbus. This place could put a second wind into Shivo; I say that in the most respectable way possible.

By living here, I am inspired to write this document to no-one yet again….aren’t you lucky?