I’ll never be a rock star, its not my personality. Not that I couldn’t out-drink some of them, because I could, but isn’t it about the music first?…

Some people will see this as crazy, but I have five hundred dollars invested in my guitar pedal board, and I have made $120. I write it off personally as a recreational expense, and most of it was bought on credit, but for all of it, I would physically challenge you for, if you were trying to steal it, which is why I’m glad I don’t live in Toledo anymore.

If I’ve learned one or two or many things about the American Mid-West, its that they don’t like to spend any money. And thats totally respectable considering how many people fucked up with their mortgages, we rode that one out. So we get to say all the cliche things about all those ‘Wall Street Cats’. ROFL

But what I want my life to be is dream spending whenever possible, tonight for example, I’m going to order an effect for my guitar setup. I don’t really know how I’m gonna pay for it, but I will figure it out. It might be a total waste, but its like buying anything you only need to buy once, you never know when you will need it.

This will be the most self-indulgent blog post of this blog, and that’s saying something. I know nobody’s been reading, but seriously, who the fuck would care about me ordering an effect pedal, its a boss CS-3, but nobody knows what that is, so this is still my online diary. I hope you start yours soon, I gonna listen to John Mayer now.